![]() You're really gonna kill five people over $20? Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over $19? Oh, yeah. Whoa! Dude, you killed him! One down, four to go. What are you doing? You don't mess with a man's dream. I treated them with nothing but respect and civility, and they want to stiff me? Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, will you be paying your $20 in cash or Hey! Can't catch me! Thanks for the ride, sucker! I can't believe it. Oh, man, is that your bottom? Oh, you put it right next to my face.Īnd here's a memento for you at no extra charge. Oh, my God! That was such a hot burp! Suck it up, Klaus. Yeah! Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Looks like you fine gentlemen are making memories tonight. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to.Īnother feeding? My, you have quite the appetite. My son wants nothing to do with me, and the only way to get close to him is to be an incredibly stacked teenage girl. Smith, what did I say about fooling around with the avatars? I wasn't fooling around, sir. You know what? I can move some stuff around. Tomorrow? Sure! I mean, just let me check my schedule. We should go out tomorrow, get to know each other. The basic nature of the move is Oh, never mind. Now, I'm not referring to the sexual position, the warm welcome, of which I am the inventor. I'd like you all to give her a warm welcome. You can have these, 'cause I don't want to go. Two tickets to the Ice Capades on Land? They twirl around with shoes on! Oh, that sounds like fun, Steve. It's always been a dream of mine to drive people slightly more privileged than myself to various locations.Īnd it is my dream to accompany people with slightly more specific dreams than mine. This limo company went out of bus Ah, you know damn well I stole it. Where did you get it? Oh, I got a great deal. He doesn't want ballgames, he just wants to ball dames.Ĭarlos, I need a spot! Oh, Roger, it's magnificent. Steve's at the age where he doesn't care about going to a ballgame with his dad. What's the problem? I'm trying to bond with him. What do you say I take you to a ballgame? Sorry, man, got other plans. Who the hell is that? That's Fernando, the family cinematographer.ĭo you like my new Arizona jeans? I I haven't been there for anything in Steve's life. Oh, wait, I'm probably the one filming everything. ![]() Rolling! Oh, my God, I'm not in a single one of these. Okay, it's ready! What, uh, what-what exactly is going on? Every year on Steve's birthday, we watch home movies. ![]() Stan, we just finally got Steve off the heroin from the last birthd present you gave him. No, you forgot to get Steve a present and grabbed the first thing you saw out of the CIA evidence room. Got held up looking all over town for that pink novelty-sized rabbit my boy's been hassling me for. What up, girl? Stan, where are you? It's Steve's birthday! - Uh - Get home before you miss it, like you have all his other birthdays. I realize that name is a rich joke area, but curb yourself people this isn't junior high. Man, I'm always losing at poker! I need a beer. I don't think you've met DJ, Michelle, Stephanie, Comet and Uncle Jesse! Full house! Race riots! Take it easy, Smith. Good morning, USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good Good morning, USA Aah! Good morning, USA! Read 'em and weep, ladies. ![]()
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